May 2013
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
insomniaccity:
(anything) feat. Pitbull
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
best-of-funny:
gumiappendsweet:
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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best-of-funny:
the-bards-apprentice:
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
X
ernbarassing:
If we were supposed to frown in pictures instead of smile I would be very photogenic
best-of-funny:
deodrant:
world war three will probably be fought via social networking sites
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royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
owlapin:
owlapin:
owlapin:
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
best-of-funny:
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
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aduhm:
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
regtoncats:
gnarly-gnat:
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
Watchgryzio:
d-hizzle:
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
Talking to your parents on the phone
